Rachel Uchitel, the chick who got a $10 million payoff from Tiger Woods for being one of the first mistresses to wise up and cash in, is trying to pitch a reality show. The “docuseries” will chronicle her new career as a private investigator, which she’s apparently really good at since she has firsthand experience with cheating husbands and blackmailing. Radar Online has this news, and apparently Rachel has convinced a production company to work with her and they’re pitching the show to networks now. I hope that it doesn’t get picked up.
The reality show will focus on Uchitel embarking her new career as a private investigator, after graduating with honors from a training program, as well as her newest personal and business relationships.
“I look forward to working with the amazing team at Atlas Media to develop a smart docu-series that will showcase the exciting world of private investigators – a world that has been my primary focus for some time now,” Rachel said in a statement.
“Rachel is smart, engaging, and has a unique and colorful background,” Bruce Klein, President of Atlas Media told RadarOnline.com. “But – surprise – she has a serious talent for private investigation, and is handling real-life cases as we speak.”
The series is being pitched to networks beginning on May 19th, 2011, and doesn’t yet have a title.
[From Radar]
I forgot to mention that this creature was on Celebrity Rehab for an addiction to boning married men, and that she’s claimed that she is “trying to focus on normalcy in my life.” She also lost a fiance in one of the twin towers on 9/11 and said that if that never happened she would never have been so opportunistic or have gotten so much plastic surgery. (Ok, I’m interpreting her comments, the bitch said if 9/11 never happened she would be “fat and happy with kids.” True story.) Oh and she was also with married serial cheater David Boreanaz and claimed that she knew he was married but was “deeply in love” with him and “knew the kind of relationship that David was in.” One where he gives you the old “my wife doesn’t understand me” line and you fall for it. This woman is going to be a good detective. She’s a better grifter, liar and cheater than the people she’ll be investigating.
Rachel is shown out on 3/7/11 with White House party crasher Tareq Salahi. That was apparently about his bid to be on celebrity rehab. Credit: Fame
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