Julianne Moore in two-toned Lanvin: hideous, unflattering or chic?

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Even though I’m a huge fan of Julianne Moore and her soon-to-be 50 years of excellence, I will admit that Julianne doesn’t always have the best style. You can tell that Julianne doesn’t really care deep down about working a red carpet or being a stylish bitch. She seems to just wear what people tell her to wear, for better or for worse. So… last night, Julianne Moore attended the London premiere of The Kids Are All Right. She wore this Fugness That Destroys Souls to the red carpet. I don’t even have words to describe this mess.

How would you even think for one moment that this Lanvin tragedy looks good? Or is that the point? Maybe Julianne is part of some dare, or some wager to see who can wear the ugliest dress? But who is she competing with?

You know what I thought when I first saw the photos? I thought Julianne was wearing a coat, but only halfway, like it was the new style. Then I saw that cheap looking belt. Then I saw that it was all one piece. Lanvin needs to go back to the drawing board.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

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